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Here's your card you massive arse A tongue in cheek card for those people who just don't like receiving cards, or just moan about everything.

"The design for "Here's your card, you massive arse" has been completely hand drawn - from humble beginnings as a pencil sketch - right though to being created digitally by hand. Each element, from the lettering to the flowers and fronds have been created individually.

The details:
This card is 105mm x 148mm in size and comes with a plain white envelope (as standard, if you would prefer a kraft brown envelope - please choose this from the options), and is blank inside for your own message.
All orders are dispatched in a hard back envelope.

Doodled, and designed from my studio in the North West of England, and printed in full glorious colour by a lovely UK company.

An original illustration by Bird House Press
2.75 New In Stock

Here's your card you massive arse

$3.75

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At Bird House Press I produce everything I can myself (including hand printing for screen printed items). For other items I ensure they are produced ethically by UK suppliers, where possible supporting independent businesses.

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A funny greetings card that covers any situation, from birthday to anniversary!

A tongue in cheek card for those people who just don't like receiving cards, or just moan about everything.

"The design for "Here's your card, you massive arse" has been completely hand drawn - from humble beginnings as a pencil sketch - right though to being created digitally by hand. Each element, from the lettering to the flowers and fronds have been created individually.

The details:
This card is 105mm x 148mm in size and comes with a plain white envelope (as standard, if you would prefer a kraft brown envelope - please choose this from the options), and is blank inside for your own message.
All orders are dispatched in a hard back envelope.

Doodled, and designed from my studio in the North West of England, and printed in full glorious colour by a lovely UK company.

An original illustration by Bird House Press
Rest of World
  • Shipping Method

    Airmail: 3-14 days
    $5.19

  • Shipping Method

    Tracked Airmail: 3-14 days
    $12.55

As some items are made to order shipping times are from dispatch.
Dispatch details can be seen in the product description.

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